Whoever designed the roadway network in Lynnwood

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/17/2015 at 22:23 • Filed to: None

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Should be taken out back and shot 17 times in the christmas bells.

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Intersections are dim-witted and half-assed, so the result is so much god damn traffic.


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > TheHondaBro
06/17/2015 at 22:25

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Is that justin bieber?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > PushToStart
06/17/2015 at 22:26

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Yes


Kinja'd!!! CB > TheHondaBro
06/17/2015 at 22:29

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Is it physically possible to be shot 17 times in the Christmas bells?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > CB
06/17/2015 at 22:30

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I will find a way.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > TheHondaBro
06/17/2015 at 22:31

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Is it really?

This is an awesome gif


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > PushToStart
06/17/2015 at 22:32

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‘Tis my favorite.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > TheHondaBro
06/17/2015 at 22:40

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Oh damn, is that the CSI Miami episode he was in? It was actually a decent episode.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > TheHondaBro
06/17/2015 at 22:40

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what is it from though? I don't recall ever hearing about the beebs getting shot up?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
06/17/2015 at 22:47

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It can’t be that bad can it?


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > TheHondaBro
06/17/2015 at 22:50

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If this road was in Germany they would have already been shot at dawn for their incompetence


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/17/2015 at 22:51

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I can be, it’s Western Washington, all of the roads are stupid, as are 98% of the people driving on them.


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > PushToStart
06/17/2015 at 22:51

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It’s a whole meme.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
06/17/2015 at 22:54

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If you’re east of “The Five,” use backroads like Locust, Butternut, Ash.

If you’re westward, you pretty much have to use 99.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
06/17/2015 at 22:54

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It was a CSI episode, but the one in Vegas, not Miami.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > blacktruck18
06/17/2015 at 22:58

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Furthermore the designs are atrocious, and the light intervals are arbitrary and senseless.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/17/2015 at 23:01

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Yes, stoplights make no goddam sense here. Around Tacoma it seems like they never change based on traffic patterns. They are always the same.


Kinja'd!!! Battery Tender Unnecessary > PushToStart
06/17/2015 at 23:01

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Some episode of CSI


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > PushToStart
06/17/2015 at 23:07

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CSI.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/17/2015 at 23:27

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I just wanna stay inside.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
06/17/2015 at 23:32

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I was totally unaware of this


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > blacktruck18
06/17/2015 at 23:52

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In the Lynnwood/Everett traffic dogpile, we have intersections that are traffic sensitive. However some of the most crucial intersections actually have SHORTER intervals in heavy traffic which creates absurd backups. On 128th in Everett, you can wait over 15 MINUTES at 430pm getting across 4th Ave.


Kinja'd!!! leicester > TheHondaBro
06/18/2015 at 01:47

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Lynnwood - one of the few towns you can navigate by driving from stripmall parking lot to stripmall parking lot...


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > TheHondaBro
06/18/2015 at 04:16

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HA! wait until you take 520 in to seattle :P

YOU WILL DIE


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > TheHondaBro
06/18/2015 at 12:45

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Wait until you go to Redmond for Exotics. All one way streets.


Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
06/18/2015 at 17:12

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CSI should have been given an award for shooting Beiber.